Work-Time-Fun

We really appreciate all of those people who regularly check our site in search of fun and entertainment.  To thank you, I would like to give you some helpful insider information that can really enhance your living situation.  My thought here is that you habitually come to our website and your significant other/roomate does not.  Now to punish them for their lagging support of our efforts and to reward your loyalty, I would like to give you some knowledge into a great prank.  First, lets start with the necessary items to make this a success:

• An unsuspecting roomate
• A supply of “harmless” fireworks (bottle rockets or black cat firecrackers)
• The opportune situation

Great. Now if you are a genius, you probably figured it out by now.  If not, I will explain.  We all need to make life a little more interesting at times, so…what better way than scaring the living hell out of a friend or person you love by lighting some explosives during their daily (we hope) shower time.  The key to pulling this prank off successfully lies in your stealthiness.  Basically, become a ninja and sneak into the bathroom when your victim is in the shower.  If the door is closed, open it very slowly, making sure no sound is made.  Remember, patience is a virtue.  Now that you have successfully infiltrated the area, remove a couple of bottle rockets from your arsenal and light the fuse.  Wait about 5 seconds.  Completely kidding.  Throw those mothers in the shower as soon as you light them.  THEN…(this step is very important…either hold the curtain or door shut so that they cannot escape.  Once this is complete, listen to the sound of fireworks exploding and the high pitch squeal coupled with the frantic behavior of your victim……and Enjoy! Finally, run like the wind to a room which has a lockable door and wait for them to calm down.  Oh, this is best done early in the morning because your victim is most likely still half asleep. 

Just because I wrote this, doesn’t mean you should do it.  This just sounds like something fun to do.  I know you can’t really aim, but don’t aim for the eyes. Not cool. 

I, Brad, hereby relinquish any liability that may be held against me if this prank is performed incorrectly and consequently results in serious injury or blindness by any visitors to this site.  But! If you do try this and it works to perfection.  Please videotape it or at least let me know how it works out.